I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
