Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

There Is Always Room For

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…