The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
If you Buy it You might Like it
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
