To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description