In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest