My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it