Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul