The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets