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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

If One Deadly Sin Is Enough to Kill You, Isn’t That Incentive to Try All Seven?

The sloth’s plangent gaze
confirms what we already know:
The eighth deadly sin is haste

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Monogamy Does Go Well With the Chicken! Delicious again, Peter

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
You Know What You’re Waiting For, So What Are You Waiting For?

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
The Great and Terrible Cause

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Fool Myself Once, Shame on Me; Fool Myself Twice, Shame on Us

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
Center of the Multiverse

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Personal Responsibility Presumes Self-acceptance

God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
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Imagine a World Where Nary a CSA Vegetable Goes Straight to the Compost

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Haiku

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
If Things Go Wrong, We Can Always Do No Wrong

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
Bad Things Happen to Good People and Good Things Happen to Bad People Because We Have Divided the World into Good and Bad People When, Instead, We Are All God’s People

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…
If You Can’t Keep a Family Secret, Then the Joke’s on You

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Let’s Make One Thing Perfectly Clear

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
If You Have Two Dogs, Invariably the Smaller One Is the Alpha

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
Corduroy

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
Greetings

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…



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