The Service Economy
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…