I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…