Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
