Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Easy to please but problematic to appease
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
