Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man