Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors