At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns