Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…