Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
You keep the peace they get everything else
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time