You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer