He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
I want what you want so I want a cow
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him