You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
If you Buy it You might Like it
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy