The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them