When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
