Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
I will gladly suffer fools for love
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes