I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time