I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
