People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion