The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest