Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell