The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
It’s always darkest before the yawn
Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves