When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology