In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so