Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
