When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
