Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
