Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em