Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

One thing I could do Was need control

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own