The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme