When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
There Is Always Room For
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail