I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
