I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual