I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Never Win Anything
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
