The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes