Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
