You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
