There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

I will gladly suffer fools for love

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation