In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today