You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
