Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life