Same as the Old Winning Formula
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
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A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
