I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?